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The Weird Sisters
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Desperately in search of live music? LOOK NO FURTHER! 

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The Weird Sisters NEWS

(in order of new news to old news)

  • Many shows and music on the way, click here for the ultimate informative updates
     

  • It's raining but my heart is broken. How can it be so wet. Where does moisture come from?
     

  • t shirs and stuff to buy? The wait is nearly over. Click here for that merch game. We got the swagger that you desire. Designed and made by world renouned fasion designer Izaac "Balenciaga" Short
     

  • What's the deal with Gabrielle? Can that bitch even read? The answer is almost yes. We have banded together to teach this young lady how to read. Together we have surpassed our goal of 8 pages a day and raised almost enough money for reading glasses.
     

  • We have big news. We have purchased a van. She is a big blue 2008 Chevrolet Express 3500. We named her Obama after president elect barrocks obama. Coming soon to a [place to play loud music] near you. 

  • The BBQ gods have spoke. They are tired of your uncommitted ass. This is a friendly reminder to reaffirm your faith in the delicious and sacred baptism sauce. 

  • Durning some recent downtime we have made it our mission to Bowflex before every band practice. That's fine if you don't believe us. You'll see. Our bud Jeff purchased the Bowflex from a young man in Hendersonville. We are now working harder than ever to make sure our music is the beefiest in the land. 
     

  • Last week Gabrielle chipped her tooth. It's bad. The tooth didn't fall out or anything, it got pushed right up into her head. From what we can tell, it's still in there. She won't talk and her eye is also bleeding. If there is a dentist out there willing to help please call 412-407-5136

 

Ooby Goobins

by Burton the Third

"I've oobed my goo for the last time. I am lost like rain water, trying to procure another shoe. For the shoe, as you knew, is the vessel for the goo that I oob. I keep it in there, true, but have since removed the shoe. Due to the canvas my goo is now blue. A conclusion I drew, from me to you, I preferred my shoe to be new, but the goo continues to oob."

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