Cancer. Sensitive subject right? Not anymore! For a limited time only we have cured cancer! That's right! No more nasty stem cell transplants or boring chemo therapy. We have looked to the stars for answers and returned with bounty. This month pluto is in the third house. From there you want to head ten clicks north and then you start digging. That's right folks, all the way to china. Make it just wide enough so you can slide on in there, and just keep going till you reach Bejing. Unless you speak Chinese, you won't have a clue what to do next! Time to learn how to speak Chinese ladies and gentleman! Only 1 month to learn so act now!