Hello, you have found the page of patriots. to the North west you'll find the directions to the great state of Texas. A fine place to go if you've never been there, however I hear it is quite nice. If you look in the South East corner you'll find great patriot, Elvis A. Presley. Many people do not know this, but Elvis actually served in our military and helped wage war against many, if not all of the Germans in World Wart 1. Also he is a native Texas boy and the great country of american states is very proud of him. All hail the king. Unfortunately he died in the battle of the bulge a few years ago. See ya! 

And then in the North East we have, Sgt. Rodriguez, who is a fucking idiot from Ohio.