This T shirt is sick. Crafted with love using 
 bioengineered sewing machines from the year 3030. The future is now. This T shirt will turn you into a bonafide sex machine, guaranteed.  
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
   

 
   
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Width, in
 
   
18
 
   
20
 
   
21.97
 
   
23.98
 
   
25.99
 
   
28
 
   
30
 
  
 
  
 
   
Length, in
 
   
28
 
   
28.98
 
   
30
 
   
30.99
 
   
31.97
 
   
33
 
   
33.98