You like that song "I'm With You" by The Weird Sisters? Why don't you represent those feelings on your chest? We spent months in the laboratory, crunching numbers and fabric in collaboration with famed artist Dr. Caroline Q. Bowman to develop the ultimate representation. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear, so steer clear! This is a jam about ego death, why not kill your ego with capitalism! The classic b-ball tee receives a fresh update, thanks to a super soft material blend. Soft, like a soft pretzel. Look at the fine print, this long sleeve is a perfect fit to every active or stoic person ever.

.: 52% Soft cotton; 48% Polyester (fibre content may vary for different colors)
.: Extra Light Fabric (3.6 oz/yd² (122 g/m²))
.: Tear away label
.: Runs smaller than usual